→ Azteca - Gary Jennings (via hachedesilencio)
please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity
→ Theodore Roosevelt (via observando)
→ Ilsa J. Bick, Drowning Instinct (via quoted-books)
→ Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn (via observando)
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.